As It Is Written

More found poetry!

Sing me a sweet fairytale.
Tell me a story that isn't true.
I want to dream for just a bit
And live in a world not so cruel.

Dear sirs,

  We can get along just fine. I even like you, for the most part. And, near as I can tell, you seem to like me too. However, we need to go over some ground rules 'cause the creepiness is getting extreme and making me uncomfortable.

  First off, I really don't mind hearing that I'm pretty. It's actually the sort of thing that a woman really likes to hear on occasion. Except, you have a tendency to take this too far. Just say it once, I'll smile and maybe work up a sweet blush, ok? 'Cause saying it more than once is just fuckin' weird and makes it hard for me to work up a good response. Also, you may only compliment me on parts of me that are above my neck...I don't need to explain this, do I? Do I? Oh, and most importantly, that compliment about my "million dollar smile" is not a reasonable substitute for a decent tip. Ever.

  Second, can we talk about the flirting? I'm okay with it. I mean, I get it. We all need someone to laugh at our terrible jokes and I'm totes fine being your amused audience. Just don't expect me to actually say anything back or do anything more let a bubbly little laugh out. For several reasons: a) you're old and tend to mumble b) my hearing's funny anyway c) if I'm at work, I have background processes running and am only devoting a very small portion of my brain to you and your bad jokes and d) your jokes are bloody awful when I do manage to hear them properly.

  Lastly, don't touch me. Don't take this personally. I mean, I probably wouldn't enjoy being enveloped by your musty and sour old man smell even if I was normal, but I don't like anyone touching me. I know that pat on the back of my hand and the side hug and the kiss to the top of my head is sweet in your head, but I'm a young woman you hardly know! And, well, I don't like touching, which might be the most salient issue at hand.

  Anyway, I'm glad we got that cleared up. I hope you understand that I enjoy seeing you, but think we should have some space in our relationship.

Sincerely,
Me

I'm cross-posting this from my history blog 'cause I need to get back in the habit of posting here!

I thought I almost started a shitstorm on the internet yesterday. Fortunately or unfortunately (can't decide), no one pays enough attention to me for such things to happen.

Anyway, so I have this Twitter account. I use it mostly to follow the Occupy Wall Street movement. (And I have a couple of RL friends on there.) I just post random things on there 'cause I have the damn thing and should use it for more than checking on where the protesters are or the current game status for the Red Wings. So I posted this little gem:


Yep. Not a big deal...until some one remembers that this was the motto of the fascist squadristi. Yeeeeeeaah. Well, I realized what I had done shortly after hitting the enter button, but decided to not worry about it 'cause I have very, very few followers. Then one of RL friends with loads of followers retweeted the damn thing!

This has been very humbling. I just called a bunch of rampant protesters fascists (okay, so that's not what I really said, but still the comparison I made wasn't flattering and pretty much no one wants to be compared to fascists) and no one gives a damn. Hm. Unless my reference was hopelessly obscure and no one wants to research my brain patterns. Either way, I've certainly been put in my place.

Though, I will say that I have been spending so much time with the fascists that everyone is starting to look vaguely fascist to me. Mussolini, you rat bastard, stop invading my head!

This is why I shouldn't read epic poetry:

Ok, so I've been blogging somewhere else. Not of my own volition, though! I've been doing it for a European Social and Cultural History class that I've been taking. So if you're interested in reading me rail on and on about history, what I've been reading and my classmates, here's where you go!

I just saw ERB's beloved Martian series repackaged for new readers! No doubt spurred by the March release of the movie based off the first book, but who cares!? New fans!

I just realized that I do not dream in sound. At all.

Is it a little late to be realizing this?

Actually, since I usually dream of household chores, I can imagine why I never noticed.

Sid the Kid* of the Pittsburgh Penguins is still suffering from his concussion that occured in JANUARY. The season starts on 6 October and he may be unable to play. I am also a horrible person and want to gloat. *sighs*

*Sidney Crosby

...when the word 'always' means more than the word 'love' to you.

Not really. It just means that I'm more than a little bit in love with Severus Snape. It can happen to a girl.

Though, he's not the only thwarted lover that I have fallen for over the years. I'd tell you a long list, but any time I sit down to write about books, they all fall out of my head. Sadly, there is no wiki article about thwarted lovers in fiction.

I still love them anyway.

So on another online community that I belong to, a friend posted this recipe. I made it for dinner tonight after I figured out what a broiler was...
( Apple Bacon Cheddar Frittata )
It was delicious, but I did add some onion. Oh, and for any who care, it's only 5 points per serving for WeightWatchers!

I also made some guacamole with finely chopped apple instead of tomatoes 'cause I somehow managed to leave the store without tomatoes. It was very sweet, but I think I rather liked it.